Yub The Blub’s Guide On How To Eat A Mochi
Week 1 on Planet 3AR7H: Yub has discovered mochi, and has perfected the way to eat mochi.
Hello! This is Yub The Blub! This week, my tentacled, bespectacled, particle pal named Ickle and I have been exploring new foods here on Earth. After much trial and error, I (Yub) am realizing that I only really like squishy, chewy, things with sugar in them. This is my list of good and bad foods so far:
Yub The Blub’s List Of GOOD Human Food:
1. Mochi
Yub The Blub’s List Of BAD Human Food:
1. Vegetables – Pure ugh!
2. Bananas – Too yellow
3. Soup – Too soup
4. Noodles – Reminds me of worms. I love worms, I can’t eat them!
5. Almond milk – How do you even milk an almond?!
